JOY TO THE WOOL!!!

Ok - this one is made to be sung really, really loud

1.

Joy to the wool

I made a hat.

It might just fit my head.

But now the problem’s not the size

My forehead's broken out in hives.

When will the itching end? When will the itching end??

Next time I will use a silk- acrylic blend!

2.

Joy to the wool!

I knit a glove

But I forgot the thumb

Instructions I could not abide -

I'll use them just to hitch a ride

The fingers are too tight. I must not be too bright.

Why doesn't anything I knit come out right?

3.

Joy to the wool!

It's clear to see

my knitting is a mess.

So I knit to please myself

and store the projects on a  shelf.

So why should I knit more? Buy yarn until I'm poor?

The joy of knitting's what I do the knitting for.

Ok - this one is made to be sung really, really loud

1.

Joy to the wool

I made a hat.

It might just fit my head.

But now the problem’s not the size

My forehead's broken out in hives.

When will the itching end? When will the itching end??

Next time I will use a silk- acrylic blend!

2.

Joy to the wool!

I knit a glove

But I forgot the thumb

Instructions I could not abide -

I'll use them just to hitch a ride

The fingers are too tight. I must not be too bright.

Why doesn't anything I knit come out right?

3.

Joy to the wool!

It's clear to see

my knitting is a mess.

So I knit to please myself

and store the projects on a  shelf.

So why should I knit more? Buy yarn until I'm poor?

The joy of knitting's what I do the knitting for.

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[Miss T]

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