Ode to the "other" Yarn Store

Sung to the tune of "It came upon a Midnight Clear"

1. I came upon a yarn store where

The owner is a witch

You would think she should be nice

But she is just a Bitch.

2.She makes me feel like I am dumb

When help is all I need.

It seems like she would much prefer

If I would simply plead.

3. I went there just the other day

To buy a Christmas gift

And once again, and I don't know why

I left there feeling mift.

3. And yet I keep returning there

I guess I’ll just take my licks

It’s obvious that I have no pride

To get my addictive yarn fix