My new car came with a really cool display screen. It displays radio station settings, air and heat controls, the navigation system - and if you have one, it will work with a Bluetooth phone. When I bought the car I thought, "I don't have a Bluetooth phone, but that's o.k. I can put my phone on speaker phone or use a headset - so why spend $300 on a new phone." Like I said, I was o.k. with that.
Then, the trouble began. Every time I started the car, the screen would flash: You do not have a telephone connection to your vehicle. O.K., I know that. You don't have to remind me.
But NOoooooo, every time I started the car, there was the screen - mocking me -- YOU DO NOT HAVE A TELEPHONE CONNECTED TO YOUR VEHICLE. I was half expecting the punctuation to change: "You do not have a telephone connection to your vehicle???"
It was relentless. Is the car company in cahoots with Verizon? Everytime... YOU DO NOT HAVE A TELEPHONE CONNECTION - YOU - LOSER - YOU. And there's no way to make it stop.
Except - when you finally break down and get the $300 phone and connect it to your vehicle...(which I finally broke down and did) then, at last, a silent screen!
After I installed it, I was waiting for the display to flash, "There you go. Don't you feel better now?"
And the truth is, I do feel better. In fact, there are more telephone features in this car than there are car features. My phone book automatically updates everytime I get in the car. I can view the directory, dial and end calls with the steering wheel; view the name of a second caller if I'm already on the phone, and hear my callers in stereo through Bose speakers.
At this point, it clearly gives a much more accurate meaning to the definition of MOBILE PHONE. Because that IS, exactly, what I am now driving: A very large, very fast, very expensive PHONE on wheels. I guess I need a new bumper stick "I (HEART) MY PHONE" or "My cell phone is smarter than your honor student"